X-Factor: We Will Rock U Off The Stage

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x-Factor Logo 2009X-Factor this week was Rock week also it was a Halloween special. Before watching the show, iWas thinking… Hmmmm this is gonna be very difficult for some contestants as not all of them have the Rock voice never mind a Pop voice! So it was very interesting to watch!

First of to perform in this weeks Rock week was Joe. He sang Don’t Stop Believing by Journey. Joe’s perforjoemance was alright! He did the Rock/Pop song… Which is safe! iWasn’t actually expecting him to Green Day it out! Joe is defiantly the best contestant Cheryl has in the competition! The one thing iHave to agree with Simon is the two contemporary dancers he had at the back of him! It was Rock week! Where the hell does Contemporary dancing come in with Rock music!? iHave no idea! But it was a good performance vocally. However if he wins… i’m not sure if I will buy his album or single.

lucieNext to Perform was Lucie Jones, Lucie is very … She can sing defiantly! She is a ballad singer defiantly! but if she went down the rock road she would defiantly be another Avril Lavigne. Lucie looked like Avril Lavigne on Saturday nights show. She did look sort of Sexy sitting on the Gold Sofa and the high heel boots! iThink this was the week that Lucie has stepped up her game! Her voice defiantly suits rock! She defiantly looked and sang like a Rock star! Well done Lucie for stepping up ur game! It’s good to be a Versatile vocalist! 

Next to perform was the DRAMA KING Danyl Johnson. If u are a regular reader of my blog, u will know that I’m not a big fan of Danyl Johnson and iPersonally think he is overrated! His vocal’s in my eyes are not the best! And he isn’t the best singer in the X-Factor. This week Drama King Danyl was an emotional roller coaster bDanylecause someone on my FAVOURITE SOCIAL NETWORK SITE: TWITTER said that “He is more hated than Hitler” What do iHave to say to that comment… LAUGHING-MY-FUCKING-ASS-OFF (Excuse my french) Us tweeters are Harsh Danyl don’t take no notice! We just over react with our words! Danyl performed “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing – AeroSmith” and iHave to say – for me… It was his BEST PERFORMANCE so far! I really liked his performance! But when he stopped singing he looks like he has hit DEPRESSION! Cheer up Danyl! If u can handle coming out of the closet of being Bisexual or Gay or whatever u r LOL! U can handle being hated more than Hitler… because u really ain’t! the Twins are! Every contestant in the X-Factor has Haters & Lovers! U shall overcome like Alexandra Burke sings!

lloydNext to sing was Weak singer Lloyd Daniels. Lloyd last week got told by Louis that he shouldn’t be a Solo artist he should be in a boy band and I agree with Louis. Lloyd is a weak solo singer and its a DISGRACE that he is just in the X-Factor because of his Looks! Public … Since when did Talent depend on ur looks… Well it does… But it has to have a BALANCE! Lloyd sang “I Kissed a Girl – Katy Perry” it was TERRIBLE! Katy Perry isn’t a good singer but Lloyd made Katy sound like Mariah Carey for goodness sake! Lloyd… iThink ur time is up mate, Good looks don’t take u that far! I’m telling u that now! Any Ladies reading this… Can u tell me what u like about Lloyd please! iWould love to know!

staceyStacey was next, and in the past weeks all we see is Stacey stand still and just sing… Not use that Big stage she has been given! This week Stacey used the stage! and it was good. Simon said “U WALKED!” like it was a miracle like Jesus dropped down from Heaven and let her walk from being Crippled! But her performance was good. She defiantly can sing without a doubt! iDo think she will win the X-Factor she is one of the best within this competition! Stacey Sang “Somewhere Only We Know – U2”. I do agree with Louis that it was a bit boring! But her vocals was on point and that is what matters.

jamieNext to sing was Jamie Archer, This week is defiantly Jamie’s week! He is a Rock-Star all over! Jamie sang “Rocks – Primal Scream” Jamie didn’t just sing like a Rock-star he looked like a rock-star! He had dancers, the musicians with the guitars! He was defiantly rocking it this week! And so he should, Jamie has a rock voice and its all he knows! and iRespect Simon for keeping Jamie Rocky! Even though Rock is not my Genre of music. iKnow Talent when iSee it, and Jamie will be a Brilliant Rock-singer! Even if he doesn’t win X-factor he defiantly will be successful within the rock industry without a DOUBT! iDisagree with Louis that Jamie isn’t original! He is original! Hello! If Jamie came out and sang “Britney Spears I love Rock N Roll” then u can say he isn’t Original! Jamie is the only X-Factor Contestant that has stuck to his Guns! He is far by more Original than the Twins!

rachelThe next contestant to sing was my Favourite Contestant RACHEL ADEDEJI! She sang “One Love – U2 Feat. Mary J. Blige” This performance was very soulful! She hit a big note in the song, Cheryl said it was the performance that expressed the soulful side of her voice. iThink Dannii picked a good song for Rachel to sing. Because it was Rock/Soulful iThink it was a good song choice. However Simon said that Dannii is making Rachel look like a mini Dannii. I’m not to sure about that but this week Rachel looked like Alexandra with the Fringe. iDo think X-Factor have Rachel’s image messed up! A lot of people wasn’t feeling the dress Rachel had on this week, or her hair but that’s just people being Critical (Like iAm in this blog… LOL)

Next to turn up on Stage… Was Satan and his demons himself! John & Edward aka JEdward. They sang “We Will Rock U – 5ive feat. Queen!” Urgh… I’m not even saying nothing! Dannii took the words out of my mouth! It was Scary! THE E.N.D!

Last but not least was Olly Murs. He sang “Come Together – The Beatles”. Olly’s performance was magically. Not his best. But it can cut the cheese! Rock defiantly isn’t Olly’s type of music. But he pulled it off! As he always does. Olly defiantly my next favourite Contestant in X-Factor this year! If he wins iSee him singing something like Peter Andre does. Pop/R&B/Soul stuff. Here is Olly’s performance:

Who Ended up in the Bottom 2? Check out the new Blog soon!


Lets Talk about the Mobo’s


The Mobo’s this year was in Scotland, normally its in London. To be honest with you… I COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE! The reason I couldn’t tell the difference is because The Mobo’s has always been unprofessional and the performance’s are Never up to scratch! If u compare The Mobo’s to “The Brit Awards” “The MTV VMA Awards” even the “BET Awards” U WILL SEE A BIG DIFFERENCE AND THE LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM! (Check me out with that big word!).

The first performance if iCan remember was from Tinchy Stryder, and to be honest… I didn’t even watch it – because to me… It was Sh*t from when he got on the stage! He had some Lights flashing around him, and iDon’t even like Tinchy Stryder to know what song he was singing! If he performed the song he did with Amelle from Sugababes, iWould have been more interested because that song is OKAY compared to his song featuring N-Dubz. The performance was so wack to me, that iWent to go prepare some food! He wasn’t worth watching in my eyes! (Sorry Tinchy Fans it’s just the way it is!)

After Tinchy performed it was time for the “Best Newcomer” award. If iRemember right The Nominee’s were

  • Jade Ewen
  • JLS
  • Alexandra Burke
  • Master Shortie
  • Laura Izibor

iLike Alexandra Burke and iAm a BIG FAN of Master Shortie! JLS… Well, U know – Do iNeed to say any more really? Anyway The Winner is going to be announced and iWas really hoping Alexandra Burke would win, because iKnow Master Shorties fan base isn’t that large YET! But we All know who won! JLS! -sigh- iFelt to change the station there and then! Sorry all u JLS fans but Beat Again was a BAG OF CHEESE! Anyway well done JLS for winning Best Newcomers. While i’m on the Topic of JLS, lets talk about their performance! All I’m saying is… it was the stage performance of the “Beat Again” video! AND I DON’T LIKE THE DANCE MOVES! THEY R A BAG OF CHEESE! and they look… Oh… Just Don’t get me started! iDon’t wanna offend NO-ONE! But JLS need to hire a New Choreographer and some back-up dancers A.S.A.P. Plus iHeard how they was Lip Syncing which doesn’t surprise me because its only Aston that can Sing in that group! So another Bag Of Cheese event for JLS! Well Done Boys! Not only did JLS win Best New Comer, they also won Best Song for “Beat Again”

I’ve gotten so deep into the Performance’s iAlmost forgot to mention the Host’s! Reggie Yates and Keri Hilson. In my eyes The Mobo’s are very LUCKY they got Keri Hilson to host that school talent show! Reggie looked different, and sounded different to me (maybe that’s because iDon’t listen to Radio 1…?) Anyway people at my college was talking about Reggie’s Navy blue trousers. They was saying how they never matched his outfits and all sorts, but iWasn’t really paying attention to this whole awards show to actually see what He had on. But Keri looked CLASS! Until she did a costume change and put on Silver lipstick she looked like she should have been on Star Treck! (Still Love Keri Though)

While we on the subject of Keri Hilson, she did a little… erm… iDunno what U would call it… A Remix? Or a Mix? I’ll run with a Mix… She did a mix of “Energy” and “Knock You Down” Without a doubt Keri Hilson can perform! She is a GOOD Performer, Singing Live!? OUCH she might as well Lip Sync! And iLike Keri Hilson’s music – but it is nothing but the truth that Keri Hilson cannot sing live! Everyone knows that in the middle of Knock You Down Ne-Yo’s version is nearly everyone’s favorite verse! So – EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE HELL TAIO CRUZ IS SINGING NE-YO’S VERSE IN THE PERFORMANCE!? iWas sitting in my chair IN SHOCK! Taio came out of NO-WHERE and started singing the verse! iWas thinking to myself… Ne-Yo has had 3 Studio Albums and they’ve sold MILLIONS! Taio Cruz has sold ONE album and he hasn’t even Cracked America yet! Taio needs to sit down in my eyes! And iKnow it gave him a BOOST that he got to perform with Keri Hilson and got a chance to sing Ne-Yo’s part in the song! Taio Cruz wasn’t even Nominated for BEST UK ACT – So – in my eyes he does need to sit down!

Okay moving on swiftly. Its time for Best Album. The Nominee’s are

  • 808’s and Heartbreaks – Kanye West
  • Catch 22 – Tinchy Stryder
  • Catch Me If U Can – Bashy
  • I Am… Sasha Fierce – Beyonce
  • Uncle B – N-Dubz

I’m expecting the winner to be at least Beyonce, Bashy or Tinchy Stryder. Me and Kanye have beef from the VMA Awards so he doesn’t get no expectation! The Winner is … Uncle B – N-Dubz! WHAT!? Sorry – come again!? Once again Sorry N-Dubz Fans… But they are a BAG OF CHEESE! N-Dubz are given the microphone to give their speach, and this is where Mobo’s became a SCHOOL TALENT SHOW! Dappy decides to Thank EVERY NAME UNDER THE SON (Over Reacting) But he literally was! He was hogging the microphone saying who he would like to Thank! Like he isn’t in a Band with 2 over members and they have people they want to thank as well! While i’m on the Topic of N-Dubz their Performance was a BAG OF SH*T! What was Dappy wearing!? He had a Taliban scarf around his head with that STUPID (YES ITS STUPID! IT DON’T GET WASHED!) HAT ON TOP! Someone needs to sack Dappy’s stylist A.S.A.P! He looked like a right FOOL! The Mixed Raced dude in the group (iDon’t know his name I’m not a FAN!) Has better swagger than him! iCan’t wait for N-Dubz to be dropped from there Record Label and I’m being Serious! Not only did N-Dubz win Best UK Album they also Won Best UK Act (Rolls Eyes)

Beyonce looked like a Ghost in her Video for winning Best International Artist and Best Video for Single Ladies. That’s all iCan say about that! LOL!

On the Topic of Beyonce… Kelly Rowland time! Kelly’s Performance proves that the Mobo’s isn’t professional and is a Polished version of a School Talent show! Kelly was set perform her Number One Single “When Love Takes Over” With David Guetta. iPersonally had the impression that Kelly was about to Tear it up with her performance. Well… Just see for urself! iFelt sorry for Kelly because she is Professional! and iKnew she had that performance on LOCK. She didn’t show no sign of discomfort till after something went wrong! At first iThought she forgot the lyrics. But my heart does bleed for Kelly! This is what she had to say about it on Twitter:

“@KELLY__ROWLAND OK. So, I’m at the MoBo’s and getting ready to have a GREAT show with David and the MoBo’s F’d my sound up!!!!! PISSED!!!!!” http://twitter.com/KELLY__ROWLAND/status/4509881088

“@KELLY__ROWLAND HONESTLY, that just makes me work harder! But, what I will say is the MoBo’s owe me an apology!!!! I was LIVID after the show!” http://twitter.com/KELLY__ROWLAND/status/4509900650

“@KELLY__ROWLAND I wanted you guys to be the 1st to hear it from me! rehearsals. were fine. soundcheck. was fine. performance, wad a struggle at 1st” http://twitter.com/KELLY__ROWLAND/status/4509932358

“@KELLY__ROWLAND But, I got through it!!!!!!!! So—–It happens! The next show will be Better!——–TRUST!!!!!!!!!” http://twitter.com/KELLY__ROWLAND/status/4509957942

So Kelly Rowland has proven that the Mobo’s is unprofessional and is a polished version of a School Talent-Show! But Kelly went HARD during the performance!

On a Positive Note!

Shaheen Jafargholi showed the WHOLE of the Mobo Awards, what a REAL performance sounds like and how U r supposed to act during an Awards show! Shame on Dappy! A 14 Year old showed u how to behave and Shaheen hasn’t even released an album called “Uncle B” yet! Shame and Disgrace! Shaheen sang another Michael Jackson song at the Mobo Awards. His performance was apart of the Tribute to Michael Jackson along with Jermaine Jackson’s Performance.

Peter Andre also made me proud! He was doing all the backstage hosting, and he was good! Especially when Dappy came trying to be Ghetto and all sorts, Peter looked scared iHave to say LOL! But he did a Good job!

Another positive note is Alexandra Burke looked Good. Especially presenting at her First Award show with Lemar. She looked ever so Good. My Mum thinks her Dress was way to short but that’s mother’s for U! In my eyes she looked Good 🙂 Bless her!

Overall All I Can say about the Mobo’s Is




“After I Watched the MTV VMA Awards, I Was inspired… After I Watched the Mobo Awards I was uninspired – Malachi Campbell-Hare”